Favorite Quotes from the show...

Jed (to Abbey): I could jump you right now.

Abbey: I could kill you right now.

Jed: My thing's more fun.

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Jed: We didn't get a chance to talk last night.

Abbey: I don't think we should talk.

Jed: EVER?!

Abbey: Oh, if wishing made it so Jed.

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Abbey (to Jed in a fury): Let me tell you something, Jackass!

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Jed; C.J., on your tombstone, it's gonna read, 'Post hoc, ergo propter hoc.'


CJ; Okay, but none of my visitors are going to be able to understand my tombstone.

Jed; Twenty-seven lawyers in the room, anybody know 'post hoc, ergo propter hoc?'
Josh?

Josh; Uh, uh, post, after, after hoc, ergo, therefore, after hoc, therefore,
something else hoc.

Jed (a bit annoyed); Thank you. Next?

I just think this is hilarious, because CJ is so dry about it and highly confused, and Josh is just...well Josh. I love it!

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Josh (staring at the President); He doesn't look so good.

CJ; Yeah.

Josh: He's pale and he's sweating.

CJ: I know.

Josh; You think he's getting sick?

CJ: I don't know.

Josh; Are his glands swollen?

CJ (dramatically); Damn!

Josh (concerned); What?

You know what I forgot to do today?

Josh; What?

CJ: I forgot to feel the President's glands.

Again, cracks me up everytime!

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Jed (while Abbey is using her stethascope on him); Here's the thing though. I never really saw you study while you were in med-school.

Abbey: Deep breath.

Jed; Do you even know what you're listening for right now?

Abbey (annoyed); Do you know how many other people I could have married?

Jed (while exhaling like she asks);  How many?

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Abbey; You pulled me out of the Womens' Caucus.

Jed: No need to thank me. Whatever happened to Mrs. Wilburforce?

Abbey: She moved to Miami and took up massage.

Jed: Really?

Abbey; Last I heard.

Jed: What the hell are you talking about?

Abbey (shocked at his reaction); You're the one who asked me...

Jed: Wasn't Mrs. Wilberforce our cat?

Abbey (very annoyed); She was our housekeeper!

C'mon! That makes me laugh just typing it!

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Abbey; Am I dreaming, or are you talking to me about foreign policy? You're not worried the sky's gonna fall down?

Jed: No, but I am concerned about spousal abuse.

Seriously, could their conversation be any funnier? These two crack me up!

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Abbey (referring to Jed's health to his aide, Charlie) It doesn't matter. Your electrolytes and metabolic panels are within normal limits, chest x-rays are clear, and prostate screens are fine.

Charlie: Okay.

Abbey (bluntly, and with great joy); So...we can have sex now.

Charlie (looks up at her with surprize); Okay, that's not me and you now, right?

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Abbey (informing Jed how they will gain time to have sex before she leaves town for a few hours); So you talk to Charlie. I'll talk to Lilly. We'll co-ordinate our schedules and we'll find a free hour.
 
Jed (grabs Abbey's waist and pulls her toward him); I don't think it's gonna take more than a couple of minutes, but I like your confidence.

Abbey (laughs at her husband's joke); Just get back to work.

Jed (pulling her closer and tighter against his chest), with a growl; Can't we just close the curtains?


Abbey (chuckling); Just get back to work...

Jed kisses her before she pulls away and exits the office, leaving him all hot and bothered.

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MORE TO COME!